Stay in control

Photo from http://www.motifake.com/. Click on photo to see it enlarged or post header to see the source web page.

Blogging

Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.

Photo from the original "Demotivator Poster" site is at http://despair.com/. Click on photo to see it enlarged or post header to see the source web page.

This is an example of a fake "motivational" poster. You know the one's always hanging on walls at work. The Despair site is professionally produced, it is high quality and low volume.

Smart ass email

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?" Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass